Wednesday, May 03, 2006
So ladies you may appreciate the horrifying news I got yesterday. I feel that I have begun to fight the battle against aging. Yes, I know I know I have inner beauty, blah blah. Terri Hatcher yesterday on Oprah says she no longer gets botox because she wants her inner beauty to outshine her outer beauty. Yeah, whatever. So I am fighting a losing battle plucking the gray hairs off my head, worrying about wrinkles, etc. So, yesterday when I opened my mail I was HORRIFIED to find that AARP sent me a letter. "Dear Kelly, we are happy to inform you that you are eligible to become a member of AARP." That's the Amercian Association of Retired Persons. Now I'm delighted to begin considering my retirement. It'd time for comfy pants and 4 pm dinners for me. No more work or uncomfortable shoes. However, I am now beginning to worry about if I'm ever going to have grandkids and which assisted living home I should move into. Not fun.